): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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