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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
