today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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