I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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