that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
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apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
