yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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