Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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