It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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