this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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