She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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