we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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