whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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