I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize