S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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