No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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