Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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