It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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