Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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