Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There are leaves in my underwear?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
