he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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