You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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