so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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