Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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