I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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