Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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