Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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