And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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