Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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