Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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