the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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