Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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