is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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