she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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