I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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