You surviving the open bar?
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Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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