Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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