hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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