He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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