and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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