I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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