You made me cry and you don't even care
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I am mentally ready for anal.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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