so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
There are leaves in my underwear?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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