You really coming over, don't trick.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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