Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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