So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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