? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I seem to have left my pride at pride
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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