You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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