You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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