I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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