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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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(312): Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired. http://tfl.nu/6uiz

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(315): View more from New York

i think i just puked on my phone

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we live great lives

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(315): i think i just puked on my phone (1-315): we live great lives http://tfl.nu/f3zx

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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject

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(585): i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject http://tfl.nu/mz5t

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(585): View more from New York

Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

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(585): Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird. http://tfl.nu/h1yk

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(904): View more from Florida

it's circumsized.

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I think this conversation is over.

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(904): it's circumsized. (954): I think this conversation is over. http://tfl.nu/jc3y

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."

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(724): You kept referring to your penis as "this guy." http://tfl.nu/osjv

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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.

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(610): His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here. http://tfl.nu/72ey

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.

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(321): If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted. http://tfl.nu/92nu

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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?

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(704): HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES? http://tfl.nu/cu3x

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(310): View more from California

OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?

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(310): OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS? http://tfl.nu/ewib

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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.

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(513): I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old. http://tfl.nu/lqlu

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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.

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(850): Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours. http://tfl.nu/ipen

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(256): View more from Alabama

I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen

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(256): I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen http://tfl.nu/i9fp

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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?

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$450 apparently whoopwhoop

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(412): How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in? (412): $450 apparently whoopwhoop http://tfl.nu/9hqx

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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.

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(256): Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants. http://tfl.nu/myfs

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