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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.

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(763): She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid. http://tfl.nu/20rh

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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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(989): We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked. http://tfl.nu/falb

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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.

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(908): she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up. http://tfl.nu/hjpb

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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.

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(515): you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/cw9o

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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.

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(678): Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too. http://tfl.nu/ijhr

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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.

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(413): What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix. http://tfl.nu/3okt

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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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(484): drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3 http://tfl.nu/7aa9

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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?

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(313): Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today? http://tfl.nu/iyco

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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.

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(501): Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend. http://tfl.nu/du0y

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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.

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(727): I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy. http://tfl.nu/oiln

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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day

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(404): I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day http://tfl.nu/nvho

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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy

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(989): I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy http://tfl.nu/as9c

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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused

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(909): I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused http://tfl.nu/1156

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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake

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(815): I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake http://tfl.nu/t4t1

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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni

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(330): our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni http://tfl.nu/9cx8

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