dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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