Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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