we need to drink 2009 down the drain
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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