why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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