found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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