I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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