I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I have post one night stand depression
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